Millionaire
百萬富翁
CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
CEO：我妻子使我成爲百萬富翁。
Assistant: "What were you before?“
助手：以前你是什麼？
CEO:”a multimillionaire.“
CEO：千萬宣翁。
英語笑話故事：心不在焉的丈夫
英語笑話故事：心不在焉的'丈夫
An absent-minded husband
心不在焉的丈夫
I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.
我陪丈夫一起出差，他帶着他的筆記本電腦。到了機場出口處時， 有位檢查員要他開啟包。但是包鎖上了，機場工作人員耐心地等着我那窘迫的丈夫設法回想起暗鎖的密碼。最後他終於想起來了。
“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.
”你爲什麼那麼緊張呢？“我問他。
"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary．my husband confessed.
“密碼是我們的結婚紀念日。”他承認道”
雙語笑話 乾脆不來了
One moming a colleague said，"I need to leave early tomorrow That aftemoon he followed up with, "Looks like l'll be coming in late tomorrow,but if my coming in late runs into myIeaving early,then I won't be in at all."
一天上午，一個同事說："明天我要早一點走。“當天下午他又補充說：“看來我明天要晚一點來。但是，如果我要來得晚，又得早走的話，那我明天干脆不來了