Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him.
Jack: He must be very important.
Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.
湯姆：我叔叔手下有500人。
傑克：他一定是位重要人物啦。
湯姆：並非真的'如此--他在一個墓地上當守墓人。
有翻譯的英語小笑話二：
One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"
"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.
"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.
"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.
一天一個年輕的商人問他女朋友：“親愛的，如果我破產了你還會嫁給我嗎?”
“當然會。”女孩堅定的回答。
“你是說真的嗎?”他問道。
“這正是我想問你的問題。”女孩說。
有翻譯的英語小笑話三：
Boxing and Running
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."
Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box."
Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."
拳擊和賽跑
丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：“這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎麼去拼搏。”
朋友：“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎麼辦?”
丹：“我也會教他怎麼樣賽跑呢。”