會講笑話的人都是有幽默感的人，有幽默感的人患上抑鬱症的可能性就大爲減少，接下來一起來看看小編收集的校園開心英語小笑話，看看你的幽默指數吧!
一：校園開心英語小笑話
What Grade
Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's
license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She
pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked,"What
grade, miss?"
"Eleventh!" Kristin replied.
Notes:
① niece n. 侄女④ full-service n. 晝夜服務
② license n. 駕駛執照⑤ pump n. 加油機
③ pull up 停止
哪一級
我的十七歲的侄女，科里斯蒂，剛剛拿到駕照。她主動提出去加油
站給她媽媽的`車加油。她把車開到晝夜服務的加油泵前。服務員問她：
“(加油加到)哪一級，小姐?”
“十一(年)級!”科里斯蒂回答說。
二：校園開心英語小笑話
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave(give的過去式) you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你爲什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的。”