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Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."
"Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.
"Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考試之前,湯姆告訴他的`母親:“媽媽,我昨天晚上做了一個夢,夢見我透過了今天的考試。”
“不要相信夢,親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。”媽媽答道。
“那麼,我真希望在今晚的夢中,我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。
Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.
Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.
媽媽:瑪麗,你爲什麼這樣大喊大叫的? 爲什麼不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。
瑪麗:媽媽,艾迪當然不會出聲了,因爲我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的遊戲呢,他扮演爸爸,我扮演你。
Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?
Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.
母親問她年幼的兒子:寶貝,今天老師教了你些什麼?
兒子驕傲地說:什麼都沒教,媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等於幾,我告訴她等於三。