Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
護士：手術後你感覺怎樣?
病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動。
護士：怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛纔在到處尋找他的手錶。