笑話來源於生活，經過藝術加工的語言形式,是藝術化的語言。下面小編馬上爲你帶來好笑的英語笑話集，希望你會喜歡。
好笑的`英語笑話一
No matter 沒關係
A well-dressed woman got on a bus. She handed a ten-dollar note to the drive and said: "Sorry, I have no nickels."
The driver took the note and said: "It doesn't matter, lady, You would soon get back 199 nickels."
一個穿着很考究的女人上了 一部公共汽車。她拿出一張10美元的鈔票給司機，說：“對不起，我沒有硬幣。”
司機接過鈔票時說：“沒關係，太太，你很快就會取回199個硬幣的。”
好笑的英語笑話二
醫生，有人在我牀底下
Somebody under my bed
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.
Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!"
好笑的英語笑話三
An ingenious idea 一個好辦法
A man told the doctor that his wife had lost her voice and asked what he could do about it.
The doctor said, "Try getting home late some night. It's good method."
有個人對醫生說他的妻子不說話了，問他該怎麼辦。
醫生說：“你試試哪天晚上很晚纔回家吧。這是個好辦法。”