笑一笑，十年少，笑話能愉悅我們的心情，今天小編就準備了瘋狂爆笑英語笑話，一起來爆笑吧!
瘋狂爆笑英語笑話(一)
Expand and contract 熱脹冷縮
Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?
John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.
老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在，誰給我舉個例子?
約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。
瘋狂爆笑英語笑話(二)
Two kinds of people in the world
"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."
瘋狂爆笑英語笑話(三)
Where is the egg? 雞蛋在哪裏?
Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?
Student: In the cake, Sir.
老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?
學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：“雞蛋”在哪?
學生：在蛋糕裏，先生