writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said:" It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'-try to write Wright aright!
作家名叫萊特正在教他的小兒子如何寫萊特的權利。他說：“這是不正確的賴特寫成'rite' ---要把賴特寫正確!
Good cookies could be cooked by a good cook if a good cook could cook good cookies。
如果一個好的廚師能做好吃的`餅乾，好的廚師可以用一個好的廚師烹飪好。
When a doctor doctors another doctor, does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored or does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?
當一個醫生給另一位醫生，他被醫生醫生方式篡改醫生要被篡改或是按照生病醫生看病的方法醫生要醫生醫生嗎?
How much wood would a woodcutter cut if a woodcutter could cut wood? He'd cut as much wood as a woodcutter could if a wood cutter could cut wood.
多少錢一樵夫砍如果樵夫可能削減木材?他把作爲一個伐木工人能多的木材如果木刀可以削木。
A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
一隻大黑蟲子咬了一隻大黑熊，大黑熊流血了。
A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?
一隻大黑蟲子咬了一隻大黑熊。大黑熊在哪裏?大黑蟲子咬了一點?
All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot。Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
我要的是一杯咖啡，在一個合適的銅咖啡壺裏煮，你可以相信，但我只想要一杯咖啡，在一個合適的咖啡壺裏。如果我不能在一個合適的銅咖啡壺裏喝一杯適當的咖啡，我就要一杯茶!
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
我要祝願你的願望，但如果你希望的願望，巫婆的願望，我不希望你的願望，希望你的願望。
A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
一個苦澀的鹽滷咬了它的好兄弟，和苦更好一點的痛苦咬人背面。和苦鹵，咬了咬滷水更好，說：“我是一個苦的咬人位元，嗚呼!”