英文笑話大全 爆笑一：
Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the : Why was that?Mike: She wasn't wearing one.
麥克：一次舞會上，當大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時，她非常尷尬。瑪麗：爲什麼會那樣呢?麥克：她根本就沒有帶面具。
英文笑話大全 爆笑二：
At a court the judge is interrogating amugger(行兇搶劫者) but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the words do you know?Your purse or your life!
法庭上法官正審問一個搶劫犯，由於該犯是一個不會說英語的外國人，審問很困難。你一點英語都不會說嗎?法官問。我只會說幾個詞，搶劫犯回答。你會說哪幾個詞?你是要錢還是要命!
英文笑話大全 爆笑三：
A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."