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精彩英語笑話大全(一)
How did that happen?
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
怎麼回事兒?
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼：他生病臥牀了，他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?
約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
精彩英語笑話大全(二)
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to outrun it, I just have to run faster than you."
[重點詞彙]
exclaim [ik’skleim] vi. 呼喊，驚叫;大聲叫嚷
outrun [,aut’rʌn] vt. 超過;跑得比…快;從…逃脫
參考譯文：
兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一隻老虎出現在遠處，向他們衝來。 其中的一個人從包裏拿出一雙“耐克”鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看着他說，“你以爲穿上這個就可以跑得過老虎嗎?” 他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
精彩英語笑話大全(三)
The Teacher Cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
老師哭了
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的.父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵着他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。
他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：“學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”
“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”