英語笑話:A tiny room

There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm going to complain to the manager!"So the bellman said very politely, "Madam,this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"

有一位鄉下婦人進城去。她到一家旅館登記住宿後，對提行李的服務生抗議說：“你們怎麼可以給我這麼小的房間，既沒有窗戶也沒有牀!你們別以爲我不常旅行就想騙我!我要找你們經理申訴!”那個服務生很客氣地回答：“夫人，這裏不是你的房間，這是電梯!”