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最新英語笑話超爆笑(一)
買麪包
One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
一天有隻小白兔來到麪包店問：“請問你們有100個小麪包嗎?”
The shopkeeper answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老闆回答：“抱歉我們沒有那麼多。”
"Oh, that's a pity!" said the rabbit and left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔失望地離開了。
The second day the little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第二天小白兔又來到那個麪包店問：“請問你們有100個小麪包嗎?”
The shopkeeper again answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老闆仍回答：“抱歉我們沒有那麼多。”
"Oh, it's a pity," said the rabbit, and again left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔又失望地離開了。
The third day the little white rabbit went again to the bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第三天小白兔依然來到那家麪包店，問：“請問你們有100個小麪包嗎?”
"Oh, yes we have 100 buns today!" the shopkeeper answered gladly.
“啊是的，今天我們有100個小麪包啦!”老闆高興地回答。
"That's great, I'll buy two, thank you!"
“那太好啦!我買2個，謝謝!”
The shopkeeper stood silently.
老闆無語了……
最新英語笑話超爆笑(二)
A young girl's likes
A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I want to be an old maid."
Her mother was surprised to hear that, and said, "Oh,dear, why?" The girl said, "I don't think I would like to kiss a man so many times and to tell him he handsome every time. I will get bored. I like to go shopping, so I'd rather earn money to buy things for myself."
一個少女的母親問她：“你長大後想幹什麼呀?”少女說：“我想做個老姑娘。”
她的母親聽到這話感到非常驚訝。她說：“啊，親愛的`，這是爲什麼呀?”少女說：“我覺得我不會老是要去親一個男人，而且每次還要說他很帥。我會感到厭倦的。我喜歡逛商店，所以我寧願去賺錢給自己買東西。”
最新英語笑話超爆笑(三)
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
完美兒子
A:我有一個很完美的兒子.
B:他抽菸嗎?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒嗎?
A:不喝.
B:他會不會很晚回家?
A:不會.
B:我想你確實有一個完美兒子. 那他多大了?
A:下個星期三就滿6個月了.