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求愛英語笑話

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1、Very strong: The girl dumped 45 times, was still alive.

求愛英語笑話

十分堅強:被女孩子甩了45次,還活着。


  2、People is also very good: This is 45 girls in the 36 girls and I said the last sentence is "you people are really good."

人也很好:這是45個女孩子中有36個女孩子和我說的最後一句話就是“你人真的很好”。


  3、Enjoy clean: the End of the World where no Fangcao, should not every day does not take a bath!

喜歡乾淨:天涯何處無芳草,不能天天不洗澡!


  4、Prevention of Cruelty to Animals: so the family of "small strong" groups.

愛護動物:所以家裏的“小強”成羣。


  5、Act decisively: to buy something immediately after payment, hungry for dinner soon.

做事果斷:買東西后立刻付帳,餓了馬上就吃飯。


  6、I love my parents: as the money for parents.

我愛我的父母:視金錢爲父母。


  7、Compassionate: I am planning my friends wanted to take a plan, so he told me has the same feelings, and this is compassion!

有同情心:我策劃了一個讓朋友失戀的計劃,好讓他跟我有同樣的'心情,這就是同情心!


  8、I am the sun: It seems so black carbon-like.

我很陽光:所以黑得跟碳似的。


  9、To accommodate people: I am a bit short-sighted.

對人包容:我有點近視。


  10、Comprehend power: the experience in the left, a girl put me down suburbs, will I send her roses, and slowly inserted the wild manure, I immediately understand.

領悟力強:在被甩的經歷中,有個女孩子把我拉到郊外,將我送她的玫瑰花,慢慢地插在了一坨野糞上,我立刻就明白了。


  11、Perseverance: and friends in the cafe in Hoi Kan after the six hours, finally went to pay a Friend!

堅韌不拔:在茶座裏和朋友海侃了6個小時之後,朋友終於去付帳了!


  12、Very romantic: roses, red wine, candles, there is a packet of Master Kong!

很浪漫:玫瑰、紅酒、蠟燭,還有一包康師傅。