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  "Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?"

幽默英語笑話小段子

"Yes, Mum."

"Your handwriting seems very large."

"Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud."
 

“你是在按照我說的給爺爺寫信感謝他嗎?”

“是的,媽媽。”

“你的'字好象寫得太大了。”

“嗯,爺爺的耳朵不好,所以我寫得大聲點兒。”
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the woman who loves you most?

One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves

you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'

My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?'

一天晚上我開着丈夫的車去購物,回來後發現車身沾滿灰塵,於是擦洗了一陣。當我終於走進屋裏時大聲喊:“世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。”

我丈夫擡頭看了看,說:“媽媽來了?”

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是哪兩個詞?

What Are The Two Words?A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter.“My dear,” said the old lady,“I wish you would do something for me.I wish you would promise me never to use two is‘lousy’and the other is‘swell’d you promise me that? “Why,sure,Granny,”said the girl.“What are the two words?”