A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," asked the father, "What does that show you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."
一位父親打算讓自己的兒子知道酒精有多麼可怕。
他把分別把兩隻蟲子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌裏做對比。
清水裏蟲子安然無恙，結果威士忌裏的蟲子蜷縮了幾下就掛掉了。
"所以，兒子啊，"父親問道，"得出什麼結論?"
"恩，這說明，你只要喝酒的話，肚裏就不會長蟲了!"