笑話能讓我們在開懷大笑的時候收穫快樂，今天我們就一起來看看笑到肚子疼的英語笑話吧!
笑到肚子疼的英語笑話(一)
I can’t Cook It
It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.
The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.
At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.
我沒法煮它
這是春天裏一個陽光明媚的日子，貓小姐在河邊釣魚。突然魚竿動了動。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”貓小姐高興地喊着。
魚被拉出來了。“啊!一條大魚!這條大魚可真大呀!”她歡呼道。但是她卻把魚放回河裏，又繼續釣魚。
這時候馬先生路過，看見這一切，就問她：“爲什麼你把魚放了?” “因爲我的鍋太小。我沒辦法燒這麼大的`魚。”貓小姐回答說。
笑到肚子疼的英語笑話(二)
Time is 8 years old, and follows her own ideas. When her parents tell her to do something, she always doesn’t do it.
Today, she will go to a friend’s birthday party. She is now choosing skirt to wear. She has three skirts: a blue skirt, a white one and a yellow one.
She asks her father, “Which one is the best?” her father says, “I think the blue one is the best.” Then she asks her mother, “Which one do you think is the best?” Her mother answers, “ The white one , of course!” Tina says, “Thank you.”
Then she puts on the yellow shirt and goes out.
緹娜8歲了， 她有自己的主意。當她的父母要她做事時，她總是不去做。
今天，她將去參加一位朋友的生日聚會。她在選擇穿哪一條裙子. 她有三條裙子：一條是藍裙子，一條白裙子和一條黃裙子。
她問她的父親：“哪條裙子是最好的?”她的父親說：“我認爲藍色是最好的。”她問她的母親：“你認爲哪條裙子是最好的?”她的母親回答：“當然是白色的了。”緹娜說：“謝謝。”
她穿上黃色的裙子出去了。
笑到肚子疼的英語笑話(三)
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
媽媽:這次測試你爲什麼得這麼低的分?
Kid: Because of absence.
孩子:因爲缺考。
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
媽媽：你的意思是考試那天你沒去?
Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
孩子:不是，是坐在我旁邊的孩子沒來。