看一些笑話，能讓我們忘卻煩惱，變得開心，今天我們就一起來看看幽默逗人經典英語笑話吧!
幽默逗人經典英語笑話【1】
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
一個女人起訴一個男人誹謗。她指控這個男人罵她是頭豬。男人被叛有罪並受到處罰。
After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
審判結束後,他問法官“這麼說我可以管一頭豬叫約翰遜夫人嗎?”
The judge said that was true. "Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.
法官說事實是這樣的.。“那是不是說我可以管一頭豬叫約翰遜夫人嗎?”那個人問。
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
法官回答道他完全可以管一頭豬叫約翰遜夫人,無需害怕採取法律行動。
The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."
男人馬上看着約翰遜夫人說:“下午好,約翰遜夫人。”
幽默逗人經典英語笑話【2】
come on,guys, we have to grow some meat in this laboratory!
夥計們，加油，我們必須在這個實驗室長出一些肉
the main forces behind gm food are the ones who are the most motivated
轉基因食物背後的主要力量是這些最積極的
幽默逗人經典英語笑話【3】
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "It will rain tomorrow." The next day it rained.
一個電影攝製組在沙漠深處進行拍攝。一天，一個印度老人來到導演面前對他說：“明天會下雨。”第二天果然下雨了。
A week later, the Indian went up to the director again and said, "There will be a storm tomorrow." The next day there was a storm.
一週以後，印度人又來了，他告訴導演說：“明天會有暴風雨。”果然，第二天有暴風雨。
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
“這個印度人真神，”導演說。他告訴他的祕書去僱傭這個印度人來預測天氣。
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
然而，幾次預測天氣成功之後，這個印度人連續兩週沒有露面。
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot an important scene tomorrow," said the director. "And I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
最後，導演派人把這個印度人請來了。導演對他說：“我明天必須拍攝一個很重要的場景，全都指望你了，明天天氣如何啊?”
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know," he said. "My radio is broken."
這個印度人聳了聳肩說道：“我不知道，我的收音機壞了。”